Ah beng sengal dan lawak Faks Machine .

Selamat malam.

enty ini sebenarnya adalah penyebab kebencian saya pada mesin faks disekolah. mesin faks ni saya tak faham ah camne dia boleh berfungsi, kene dial number, masukkan kertas nanti kertas tu ditelan dan diluahkan balik , habis kertas tadi buat apa? kertas tadi kita simpan lah T_T kenapa saya benci mesin faks disekolah?

Lawak 1.
Ah Beng: Shima, you sulah telima letter I fax to u or not?
Shima: Yup, but why got conteng-conteng?
Ah Beng: Nemind, I conteng with pencil ma… u can simply padam guna eliser.
Shima: Ooo.. but I takde eraser maa..
Ah Beng: Nemind, I fax one to u.
Shima: Hah..!

Lawak 2.
Ah Beng: Ahmad… sorry I can't fax the document to you today.
Ahmad: Why?
Ah Beng: My fax machine no ink… stupid admin department said tomolo only they buy.

Lawak 3.
Ah Beng: Rina, can you please fax the quotation again.
Rina: No problem, but may I know why.
Ah Beng: My fax machine jammed. Stupid paper stuck inside. I hope your quotation can push the paper out, since my boss said your quotation too heavy.
Rina: (hang up)

Lawak 4.
Ah Lian (Ah Beng’s colleague): Haiya… Ah Beng, wat to do hah? This Xerox rosak laaa.
Ah Beng: Nemind… you just fax that document to ourselves maa.

Lawak 5.
Ah Beng: Siti... you received my fax or not?
Siti: Yup, but why only one page?
Ah Beng: Where got one page....
Siti: Yes. Confirm only one.
Ah Beng: Silly lah you... its 2 pages lor.. depan belakang..!

Lawak 6.
Ah Beng: Everybody please help me. Why I can’t receive fax from my client?
Ah Lian: Our phone line problem maa.
Ah Beng: Oi, aso... I'm not talking bout phone... I said fax, fax, fax...understand...!

Lawak 7.
Ah Beng: Please fax your quotation to me, ASAP.
Taukeh Lim: Gimme your number?
Ah Beng: 0162266654.

Lawak 8.
Ah Pek: Why my fax kenot pass tru?
Ah beng: Donno… everytime got sound, I pick up, but nobody answer.

Lawak 9.
Ah Beng: Ah Lian… how to fax to this number? 192.168.0.19
Ah Lian: #@&*@$ !!!

Lawak 10.
Ah Beng: I want fax machine that can fax, print, photocopy, save document, remember all my client phone number, if can oso make coffee for me every morning. Super advance computer plus robot, sumting like that. You got?
Tauke Kedai: Kahwin la, bodoh..! (Ops…. )

Credit : Aku Betul

kerana fax machine ah aku hampir bergaduh dengan budak sekolah lain tahu tak? grr manatanya, dia call call terjerit jerit tanya "kenapa haku nak hanta borang permohononan PTPTN tak dapat neh? kau jangan kacau phone boleh?" OKAY FINE terus aku letak malas nak gaduh T_T

anda blur? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA aku emosi dgn fax machine je dari tadi dekat office sebab tu terjumpa lawak ahbeng neh haa

♥ okaithnxbai.